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Anti-Planned Parenthood Video Is the Most Hilariously Lewd Thing You’ll Ever See

via Jezebel

This video is so ridiculous that you might assume it’s a joke, but it’s not. It’s a very real gem of anti-Planned Parenthood propaganda put out by the American Life League. Did you know that Planned Parenthood is out to lure children into becoming sex addicts? You might wonder why that would even make sense, but let the very tightly-wound man in the purple shirt tell you why: Sex addiction requires birth control (cha-ching!) and all those slutty diseases girls catch require STD testing ($$$). Then, even though the girls are apparently on birth control, they’re somehow all getting pregnant, which is when Planned Parenthood hits the motherlode: abortion—where the big money is. It just makes so much sense.

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   so many thoughts. is this satire, isn’t that one abortion for every woman of breeding age in the united states, penis...

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   Honestly, couldn’t believe this!

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    and I thought we were done for...day! silly me. the link up there is broken, click this...

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    If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry. Really, really hard.I refuse to accept that there are people this ignorant in 2012

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    HAHAHAHA. Dudes. Duuuuuudes. Idiots.

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    The video is ridiculous. This version doesn’t work though so you can watch it here if you like:...

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    ETA: the video can now be found here.

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    Masturbation sure was a gateway drug for me! It escalated into me being comfortable with my body, to knowing what turned...

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    This is fucking hilarious until you realize how serious

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    OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.

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    wow how do people even seriously believe this lollies outy

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    AHAHAHAHA WOW WTF?

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